Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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