Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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