are you still at the devil's house?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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