i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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