Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
