Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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