No stitches, just platelets and will power
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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