there was a trapeze. enough said
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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