Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
