it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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