you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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