u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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