I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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