I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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