so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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