Buhtt sex?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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