If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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