But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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