I bet he comes in French.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she smelled like a LAN party
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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