I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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