Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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