why didn't you poke me back
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
