Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
should my penis look like a turkey
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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