He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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