Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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