? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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