I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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