This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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