Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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