I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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