And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
