oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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