So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Randomize
