thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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