i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i drank out of a bidet.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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