sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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