I accidentally had phone sex last night
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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