He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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