I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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