M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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