At least make sure they are 18
Why
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
