The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Fuck appropriateness.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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