i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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