This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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