I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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