? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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