Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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