Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
you made out with another girl for some wings
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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