I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just high enough for therapy.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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