I could have mohawked her pubes.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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