the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just forgot I was standing up.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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