i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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