she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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