In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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