So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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