Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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