i think i have herpe
just one?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I donβt want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize